Women eh! Can't live with them, can't live without them. My wife bought a new dress and asked me what I thought, she said she

wanted me to tell the truth and be honest. Well, I said that stripes did not look good on her because of her big, huge fat arse and that, to be honest she was way, way to old to be wearing a dress like that. I thought she would be pleased that I was honest but instead I have had no dinner for a week...Women, bah humbug.