Update on previous post about 'masticating'. Clearly I got mixed up with this word and I now understand this means 'chewing'. I apologised

to the Female Doctor but almost swooned when she said that I also have to stop masturbating...I said, 'what the bloody hell has that got to do with my sore jaw'? She said, 'well nothing really but it is upsetting the other patients in the waiting room'.