Creation Science vs pseudo 'science'. One of the 'great' arguments the latter have is 'how did the penguins get to the North Pole'...

How did the Kangaroo's get to Austria after the great flood. Well, the answer is of course very simple. The first land that was spotted was Ayers Rock (or as the natives call it, the 'smoke that thunders'). Ayers Rock stands at an amazing 188,000 feet high which is half the height of mount Everest which is much higher but it was decided that it was warmer there so this is where they dropped of the kangaroos and the wallabies (the scientific name for this group of creatures is marzipanials). This explanation is clear...so what of the dolphins getting to the North Pole...silly argument, they are BIRDS. They flew there, Duh. These 'scientists' don't help themselves do they?