Women eh! Can't live with them can't live without them. My significant other bought a new dress and asked me what I thought, she said be truthful

and not to tell her any lies. I said, the dress has a very nice colour and shape but you spoil it with your big fat arse and, to be honest a woman of your age should not be wearing the likes of that.

I only did what she told me but I have not had dinner for a week and she gave the cats my tuna salad that I was saving for lunch tomorrow...What the heck did I do wrong?