Why is it so hard to find a woman that will tie me up.

@skymint its true 👆she has a dick lol n balls too

@Whyme yeah, I call them ding ding

@skymint you walk around the office singing that my dingaling song dont ya ?

@Whyme do not spill my secrets here.. that is a bit confidential, it is my morning routine

@skymint the others have asked me to politely ask you to stop stirring the coffee with it please

@Whyme you know it feels good, you do know I can't help it

@skymint that’s a bummer but I guess you will have to do then lol

@skymint vin diesel houdini is gonna tie you up and administer “the beef”

@Whyme you forgot he's the one who likes to be tied up..

@skymint ok the free “candy” ya it aint candy

@Whyme hold my beef, I'll tie him up

@skymint i dunno where its been i aint holding it

@skymint lol it’s ok I don’t think you could do it any way

@Whyme you lost my beef... you are so fired!!!!

@Houdini yeah because this one here @Whyme lost my beef

@skymint he said you cant handle the beef

@skymint well he said you cant handle the truth but he pointed down so i think he calls his dick the truth