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On your way home from a run you come across a brown bear. What do you do?

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@BettyBeez R.I.P BettyBeez😞
@SW-User 🥺 make sure you tell everyone i talked shit until the bitter end
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@BettyBeez No you need to keep running!!lol
Driver2 · M
Scream and make as much noise as you can

Make the bear think your too crazy to bother with
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@Driver2 Is that what you're supposed to do?
Driver2 · M
@SW-User no idea but if the bear kills you some ass walking through the woods will film it and you’ll be famous

Yea noise , it may work but running or climbing a tree won’t
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
That’s a weird fetish but OK
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Wave and keep going
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@SW-User the fuck am I supposed to do then? Walk and beg for mercy ?
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@SW-User Find the lowest fence in the neighbourhood to jump over? That's my first thought
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@SW-User you mean “walk” to the first fence you see?.. you know you make it though right ? 🙄
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I’d be mad it wasn’t a white polar bear.
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@SW-User Those are so beautiful but just as terrifying.
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
freeze or hide. fuck i don't know
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@Jenny1234 Exactly. I'd jump over the lowest fence in the neighbourhood.
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Keep on running
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@SW-User You won't outrun it if it gives chase
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@SW-User if going downhill I can
summersong · F
Tbh knowing me I would stop and take pictures. And it would probably get hit by a bus anyway bc nyc bus drivers don’t stop for anything .
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@summersong Are all New Yorkers this fearless 😆?
curiosi · 61-69, F
Wonder where I am, haven't seen any bears around here. Lots of cats, panthers, bob cats but no bears.
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Give him my picnic basket and tweak his tie.
Manfredthemanic · 16-17, M
I would say hello. 😅🙈
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@Manfredthemanic Dr. Doolittle over here..
Manfredthemanic · 16-17, M
@SW-User I just like bears. Well, animals, but bears are cool. 😊
deadgerbil · 22-25
Hope I have a gun with the appropriate ammunition
TeenAngel · F
Hug it like a teddy bear.
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@TeenAngel Hopefully it's in the mood for a hug
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Let him eat me
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@Prettybratbi1tch it Will be a painful death for you
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@SW-User wouldn’t be much different from being alive then 🤷‍♀️
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
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Damn. I forgot the stuff I read about bear encounters. 🤔 Guess I just keep walking, but keep my distance.
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Smile and be at peace with him. (Im already running anyways🤷‍♂️)
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Ask it if it has time to talk with me about the gospel of our Lord amd saviour Jesus Christ
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@SW-User give him back his picnic basket
empanadas · 31-35, M
@SW-User San Francisco Jesus agrees
empanadas · 31-35, M
Put a few rounds in it
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