Republicans want to outlaw mastication in our schools. Can you imagine what that would do to kids' morale?

Can you imagine what would happen if teenagers couldn't masticate?

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Rutterman · 46-50, M

That's appalling. School is the safest place to masticate. If the GOP has their way, the kids will have to sneak around and do their mastication in back alleys and other disreputable places. 😱

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

@Rutterman I masticated throughout my high school years. In college too.

Rutterman · 46-50, M

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays So did I. I mean, we all have needs. Kids are no exception.

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays I hear even married people do it frequently.

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP

They would become very thin.

brian29715 · 51-55, M

🤦‍♂️

bugeye · 26-30, F

just playing devil's advocate here but have you ever listened to someone else masticating right next to you? it's one of those really annoying noises that can drive me insane.

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP

@bugeye Absolutely!

Pretzel · 70-79, M

you think that's bad - they get rid of the Thesbians too!

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