Any suggestion on how I could acquire $500K legally given that I have nothing but my wit and wisdom for leverage?

@Firespirit: not an idea option

@Sunujing: If you charged $20 you would only need 25k

I would prefer a dick free method of acquiring the cash..

@Sunujing: You could sell a leg or arm they are good money and should get you half way there and you don't need that kidney

@Firespirit: you are delivering practical suggestions