Classic genie wishes. What do you want?

1. Only three. No more. In any way.
2. Cannot manipulate life and/or death. No killing, no reviving, no undoing death/birth.
3. Cannot effect freewill. No wishing for love, hate, or signing of legaly binding contracts.
4. No flying spiders.

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pride49 · 31-35, M

What about immortality. Um.. knowledge of and instant transportation to any universe (knowledge meaning knowing where I'll end up, like I won't end up in the vacuum of space or outside the cosmic web). And thirdly. I wish to be an all powerful unshackled genie. If not that. Than to be God of my own universe. That should get the ball rolling

Tython · 31-35, M

@pride49 Well, first one is easy. No matter what, you cannot die. Still age, get sick, subject to toxins, starvation, dehydration, burning, dismemberment, etc. No matter what, you will not die.
And that second bit seems an awful lot like two separate wishes. If the genie had the inclination, you've missed out on godhood. Becoming a genie would give you access to more wishes so can't do that.

pride49 · 31-35, M

@Tython how boring meh. It's feels like the movie Click. Hated that movie 😒

Tython · 31-35, M

@pride49 Yeah, not one of Sandler's best. But you gotta be careful with genies. They're tricky fuckers.

pride49 · 31-35, M

@Tython I choose the Aladdin genie

Tython · 31-35, M

@pride49 Will Smith or Robin Williams?

pride49 · 31-35, M

@Tython Robin williams. You know about these wishes, Seems impossible to make a wish more specific to adhere to your opinion of what one wish means. For example. Say I want a sandwich ham lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise. And bread with say the qualities to make me immortal. In the way I will not age yada yada further explained. Say cheese that contains a serum allowing me to open dimensional portals with my mind. See? I am only asking for a sandwich therefore IF I have to be super specific. Than I can add all this other bullcrap. It isn't more wishes. Only specifying the type of sandwich I want. So meh... To you

Tython · 31-35, M

@pride49 It's all in the wording. As I said, if the genie was so inclined they might make that two wishes. If it's RW genie then you got nothing to worry about. 👍