Did you always wish you were a mermaid?

I wish I knew your deepest desires, so I could dedicate my life to your dreams. Our dreams.

Naww,I’m afraid of sharks 😳

I never wished to be a mermaid. I did, however, know a mermaid once who I wanted to get with but she was fishy smelling.

Nah and I would not want my girl to be one either, she'd be missing some crucial parts I "need"

No but I always wished my wife was. Unfortunately she is just the most perfect human.

lmao you cracked a funny ,so unlike you 😛

No.

I like who I am

Yes 😂😂

Actually, yes.

Y E S S S S S S S

Shit yeah