I think I'll stay in on Tinder

i'll be staying in watching tv and eating chocolate with my dad

No it’s too cold. I probably won’t even drink.😅

No, what would be the point?.

Nope. Staying home this year.

Dinner and a movie, then try to sneak off to bed while my wife watches the Times Square turmoil.

No I am staying home 'cause I'm boring.