I love when i'm using an automated system

and it's like, "please enter your social security number, followed by the pound sign."

So i enter 932-470-1792 or whatever.

Then it SCREAMS at me, "YOU HAVE ENTERED NINE THREE TWO DASH FOUR SEVEN ZERO DASH ONE SEVEN NINE TWO. PLEASE CONFIRM IF THIS IS CORRECT, OR HAVE THE SCAMMER NEXT TO YOU PRESS 69 TO REPEAT."

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JustGoneNow

Like, Jesus man… hush. lol

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@JustGoneNow PLEASE PRESS 420 IF YOU NEED TO GIVE THE SCAMMER NEXT TO YOU A MINUTE TO FIND A PEN

JustGoneNow

@foldedunfolding OR PRESS STAR TO WAIT AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF TIME TO BE TRANSFERRED TO A PERSON WITH A VERY THICK INTERNATIONAL ACCENT THAT YOU WON’T UNDERSTAND AT ALL AND WILL ASK YOU TO REPEAT YOUR SOCIAL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@JustGoneNow there is this help desk we have to call for all SUPER impt things at work: pay, password resets, etc. there is one indian woman with a ROOSTER in the background EVERY time you call..and they hang up on you too

JustGoneNow

@foldedunfolding I do not understand what you are trying to say. *says in my best Indian accent, right before the rooster crows and I hang up on you*

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@JustGoneNow when i was the interim supervisor, people on my team would be on the phone with them FOUR HOURS before getting help

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JustGoneNow

@foldedunfolding it’s like fuck me. lol