I got fired today. Overwhelmingly. People at work voted to fire me 😠
I'm now suing them in courts for fraud that there is no evidence of. Say, 60 times in court should do it, but I don't expect to win any of the cases because it's all for show.
When I left I took with me top secret classified documents. Some of which contained the names of security informants around the world. My Russian girlfriend Vladimira particularly expressed interest in them. And some love letters from other leaders who manipulate me because I have such a massive narcissistic ego I'll believe whatever they say as long as they flatter me.
I think I'll keep them in my basement with a padlock on the door. Admittedly I'm not very smart about these things. Wait just a second - my former employer is calling me for the documents. What documents? I don't have any documents. Well ok, I promise I'll give you the documents (but I'm lying because they're MINE!!). Oh snap - now the cops are here. It's ok though - I just told them I declassified them so it's ok now- but they're looking at me like I'm f'ing retarded.
I'm not that stupid am I?
When I left I took with me top secret classified documents. Some of which contained the names of security informants around the world. My Russian girlfriend Vladimira particularly expressed interest in them. And some love letters from other leaders who manipulate me because I have such a massive narcissistic ego I'll believe whatever they say as long as they flatter me.
I think I'll keep them in my basement with a padlock on the door. Admittedly I'm not very smart about these things. Wait just a second - my former employer is calling me for the documents. What documents? I don't have any documents. Well ok, I promise I'll give you the documents (but I'm lying because they're MINE!!). Oh snap - now the cops are here. It's ok though - I just told them I declassified them so it's ok now- but they're looking at me like I'm f'ing retarded.
I'm not that stupid am I?
41-45, M
