Could you love someone with chronic flatulence?

My dogs fart on me at least twice a week. It doesn't even bother me anymore. I'm sure I could get used to it as long as it doesn't stink up the whole joint. I'd rather not lose my appetite in the middle of a meal

Wow. You sure come back with a grin huh? Lol

As long as they wear a butt plug when we go to bed. Um, on second thoughts, NO, that potential missile might blow my balls off.

Naw, I'm good