I Want To Be The Next Contestant Of The Price Is Right

We like your enthusiasm... You get a life-time free supply of posting messages (keep it clean). And... because of your enthusiasm, the producers would like to know (and have requested that I ask you) if you would be interested in being a contestant on a possible future show, currently being developed? I can't give you too many details right now, but the gist of it is, contestants would compete for prizes (including cash) by performing zany stunts that the viewing public submits... kind of like a truth or dare game, but with only the dare. Like I say, it's currently in development, but the producers specifically were impressed with your enthusiasm, professionalism, and attitude. And, they don't usually express this kind of interest.

It works out well if you are a single person winning a couples cruz.

I mean, I would take the couples cruz anyway, but I could understand how some people wouldn't like that.

To neon,

You can always turn down the prizes and accept the cash value.

At least that way you know you can pay the taxes on what you win.

Well... something like fear factor, but on steroids. But, not the same thing. This is a whole new concept.

No, I'm so sorry. But, we do have a nice consolation prize for you...

I want to win money. I don't drive so a car is useless to me

*claps* yay! What do I get!?

So fear factor?

I never knew that