What is something you will never hear a redneck say? [I Play Chess]

Hey im out of ammo

I’m so excited about the new library in town.

I have my truck radio set to the classical music station.

Nice chatting with you but I have to go or I will be late to my yoga class

I’m not in the mood tonight, Sis...

Omg, my partner got us tickets to the Paris Opera Ballet this fall !!

Dijon dressing is great on an arugula salad

I'll have the Blanquette de Veau

my teeth matter to me

Can I have Venti Soy Quadruple Shot Latte with No Foam please. 🤷‍♀️

Hey honey, let's go to that new organic vegan salad bar place for supper!

"Biden 2020!"

I'm just joking. I know plenty of liberal rednecks. I'm one of them.

I don’t know never met a redneck

My wife is prettier than my new set of mud tires.

Oh, you are going to have to explain this joke.


God damn it. I get it now. Shit I should go to bed.