give us 2 truths and one lie about yourself

@poisonouscupcake you don't look like a criminal
You lowkey got the attitude, though

@poisonouscupcake You're also 4'11"

@SW-User looks can be deceiving, but it’s your choice. what do you think the lie is?

@CrustyDDingus no i’m 5’10, 6 inches taller than your midget ass.

@poisonouscupcake I think you're a righty

@SW-User wrong, i’m left handed but i don’t play the piano.

@poisonouscupcake dang ._.
I got thrown off because my guess was based on your selfie

I think the image is reversed because a right takes photos with their right hand and a lefty takes photos with their left hand, generally

@poisonouscupcake I didn't know they made elevator shoes that tall. 😏

@SW-User hmm i never thought about that before but it’s an interesting theory. i took it with my right hand so it’s not reversed but i hold my phone with both hands and i feel comfortable using both, just not with writing.

@CrustyDDingus i don’t know, why don’t you bend over and find out how tall my heels are.

@poisonouscupcake If you're 5'10" then Cherry must be 6'10".

@CrustyDDingus she wishes, that commie bitch. we’re the same height, it’s convenient to be able to look her in the eye before i kick her ass.

@poisonouscupcake You can't even kick your own ass.

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@poisonouscupcake

@CrustyDDingus if that ain’t the opposite of me...

@poisonouscupcake yeah, I know what you like 🌝🌚

@CrustyDDingus well i do love my sweets, not sure about the ass though.