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Rubber ducks are held to a higher beauty standard than people

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rubber decks
rubber ducks are coool
all the ducks are connecting
This sounded smarter in my head
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I forgot where I was going with this let me pull up my slides

Rubber duckies are cool but like everyone wants them to look like unique rubber ducks so like uhhh


everyone wants the ducks to wear cool shit or wear duck make up and shit and like have plastic surgery to get a unicorn horn or something

the ducks are even getting spray tans and they’re literally like not even getting normal tans they’re going for all the colours


Basically like naked rubber duckies are the best duckies cuz they’re themselves


Rubber ducks are cool


this was supposed to be inspirational probably anyways smoking crack is a good idea and I think everyone should do it.
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Forget women. I want a rubber duck.
sharpie · 22-25, F
@sharpie I'm going to Walmart right now.
sharpie · 22-25, F
@SinlessOnslaught take me with you
@sharpie They're closed 😭
sharpie · 22-25, F
@sharpie idk I guess the people there get to go home or something.
sharpie · 22-25, F
@SinlessOnslaught but the ducks
@sharpie Let's break in.
sharpie · 22-25, F
@sharpie I have a metal rod and I know how to use it.
sharpie · 22-25, F
@SinlessOnslaught I have a rubber duck
@sharpie Then why are we breaking into Walmart?
sharpie · 22-25, F
@SinlessOnslaught to get you one
@sharpie Good point. *Breaks in with my metal rod*