I forgot where I was going with this let me pull up my slides
Rubber duckies are cool but like everyone wants them to look like unique rubber ducks so like uhhh
everyone wants the ducks to wear cool shit or wear duck make up and shit and like have plastic surgery to get a unicorn horn or something
the ducks are even getting spray tans and they’re literally like not even getting normal tans they’re going for all the colours
Basically like naked rubber duckies are the best duckies cuz they’re themselves
Rubber ducks are cool
this was supposed to be inspirational probably anyways smoking crack is a good idea and I think everyone should do it.