What's the most useless kitchen gadget you have?

Mine is a milk frother I got as a gift. I never have milk in coffee.

The most useless I saw at someones else's home was a boiled egg decapper, surely a teaspoon is fine for that.

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SandWitch · 26-30, F

The guy who wants to help but just stands in my way all the time!

ArishMell · 70-79, M

@SandWitch Lovely! Can't you persuade him the lawn needs mowing or the garage tidying or something? Either that or leave him to do the cooking... or does that risk starvation?.

Lugwho · 61-69, M

@SandWitch Put him in the useless gadgets draw

SandWitch · 26-30, F

@ArishMell

Can't you persuade him the lawn needs mowing or the garage tidying or something? Either that or leave him to do the cooking... or does that risk starvation?.

Yes, starvation would be an issue, but the problem is, after the lawn is mowed, he wants to stand in the kitchen and tell me all about that lawn-cutting experience while expecting me to embrace what the lawnmower was going through as it was happening, while I'm trying to embrace a pot full of cooked spaghetti when he won't move away from the kitchen sink so I can dump the water out of it! Maybe I should just mow the lawn myself from here on in?

ArishMell · 70-79, M

@SandWitch He'll insist on trying to help you mow the lawn as well....

Royrogers · 61-69, M

@SandWitch bit negative

SandWitch · 26-30, F

@Royrogers
GTF out of my kitchen!