Can someone tell time chill out a little?

My niece went to her first prom recently and she’s becoming a track star

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

I had a chat with time a long time ago, and it agreed to move forward at exactly one second per second. It did mention though that it won’t be held responsible for people not noticing when large blocks of seconds move forward without them recognizing that same block of time moved forward for everyone else as well 🤷‍♂