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skmokisses · 46-50, F
@Mindfulness That takes the cake for sure!!! 🤣
@skmokisses Thanks for BC! 🫶
ArishMell · 70-79, M
All real ones from my past:
Drasher. I kid you not. His real name was Mr. Hill to we pupils in his school Maths classes in the 1960s. No-one knew the etymology, but it was thought coined by fellow-members of a sports-club in his younger days.
Some I remember from work, long enough ago not to worry about identities:
Diesel Diment. Real surname, but in the evenings he drove a taxi with a Diesel engine when such cars were still quite rare (1970s).
Vanco Stanco. Rhyming his actual surname and real brand-name of a 'Vanco' linishing-machine he operated.
Plum. Only, that nickname was rather cruel and behind his back. He was a senior manager who managed to upset everyone, even the Production Director, but the moniker referred to his very florid complexion.
Three given to me... whether I wanted them or not:
Samson. Dougal From different people in the same place, for my long hair. (Dougal was the long-haired dog in The Magic Roundabout.)
Metal Mickey. When I operated a factory materials store. I had to ask what that name meant, and was told it was that of a metal robot in a children's TV show.
.....
In later years my work-place Intranet gave everyone e-post names by reversing their surnames and first names. Perfectly innocuous for most but it created a few rather amusing ones. One example made Frank Tough sound like a character from a cliched Country-&-Western ballad!
Drasher. I kid you not. His real name was Mr. Hill to we pupils in his school Maths classes in the 1960s. No-one knew the etymology, but it was thought coined by fellow-members of a sports-club in his younger days.
Some I remember from work, long enough ago not to worry about identities:
Diesel Diment. Real surname, but in the evenings he drove a taxi with a Diesel engine when such cars were still quite rare (1970s).
Vanco Stanco. Rhyming his actual surname and real brand-name of a 'Vanco' linishing-machine he operated.
Plum. Only, that nickname was rather cruel and behind his back. He was a senior manager who managed to upset everyone, even the Production Director, but the moniker referred to his very florid complexion.
Three given to me... whether I wanted them or not:
Samson. Dougal From different people in the same place, for my long hair. (Dougal was the long-haired dog in The Magic Roundabout.)
Metal Mickey. When I operated a factory materials store. I had to ask what that name meant, and was told it was that of a metal robot in a children's TV show.
.....
In later years my work-place Intranet gave everyone e-post names by reversing their surnames and first names. Perfectly innocuous for most but it created a few rather amusing ones. One example made Frank Tough sound like a character from a cliched Country-&-Western ballad!
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GeniUs · 56-60, M
When I was a kid one of our teachers had 2 crutches which he would let hang from his arms when he needed to do something with his hand. Nickname - Kermit
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