This ad is insanely hilarious 😂 It was written in Turkish so the errors are from Google translate. I couldn't just pass by it without sharing it

Hello dear friend who is looking for a house, how are you?
By God, finding a house is more difficult than having a camel dig a ditch. The economy is going crazy, so I 'm looking for a person who is sane and can keep his word .



I took a schoolgirl before, I have house rules. I broke the rule that no one can bring their friend to the yacht charter 3 times and I got them out of the house. It's not just about the money. Peace is more precious to me.

I tried 1 gay friend. I like it very much, but I wish he hadn't lied. It was interesting that he said "I don't have cat allergies" and found a house with his gay friend a month later and said "cat" as an excuse. If we can't come to an agreement, the contract we made and the bills you gave are meaningless. Being honest is my priority. That's why after 2 bad experiences, I eat the yogurt by blowing it.

I beautified the garden of the house. At the weekend , I will shoot a talk show with "dog owners" to air on my Youtube channels.

I already do content writing and stand up at my job. Sometimes friends come to the house and we shoot "at home". We smoke and drink. We turn on music and dance, but in moderation. In other words, I create content with people who support my journey to make life fun and underline my mission of "not everyone should have a pet".



Now let's come to the features I want in a friend:







1. To be 100 % honest.

2. Cat allergy test. I will not eat this lie twice .

3. Reference from the house where he stayed before: I know it may be difficult, but I am human too.

4. Clean, tidy, respectful

5. Well, of course, in this period, no one gives a girl to a person without a guarantor.

6. All you have to do is introduce yourself.... Why should we be roommates with you? Why you when hundreds of people are looking for a house?

Ps: It's not money that matters, but peace of mind... I can't break my peace for money.



I only evaluate the articles via e-mail . You'll appreciate that there are a lot of "weird" people. I don't want to deal with it. One can express himself better by writing.