What's the biggest fraud you ever pulled? Or a biggest lie u ever told?
I was blacklisted for bunking literature classes so the college told me to get my parents else i wasn't allowed to sit for the exam. Well! I used to bunk sometimes because there was a new bowling game zone opened. And i used to love those car racing games like NFS in those game parlor. Then i used to do go karting.
Ofcourse, if my parents were asked to come to college for this i would have been screwed.
So i requested one random uncle and aunty near to my house to become my parents for 1 hour and it worked. They only had to say "We agree and this won't happen again."
Second time i vanished from literature classes, i came prepared with bandages on my head and hand and a stick to walk while i limp. They were so worried they didn't put me on blacklist.
I had to time it properly after leaving home. Because my parents can't see those bandages.
Except literature i used to bore the professors with everything. Like why should I apply the formula blindly? How was the formula arrived at ? The derivatives?
Don't worry i passed with First class with Distinction and was a merit holder with 2nd rank.馃ぃ
My friends were馃槺
Ofcourse, if my parents were asked to come to college for this i would have been screwed.
So i requested one random uncle and aunty near to my house to become my parents for 1 hour and it worked. They only had to say "We agree and this won't happen again."
Second time i vanished from literature classes, i came prepared with bandages on my head and hand and a stick to walk while i limp. They were so worried they didn't put me on blacklist.
I had to time it properly after leaving home. Because my parents can't see those bandages.
Except literature i used to bore the professors with everything. Like why should I apply the formula blindly? How was the formula arrived at ? The derivatives?
Don't worry i passed with First class with Distinction and was a merit holder with 2nd rank.馃ぃ
My friends were馃槺
