changing my relationship status on fb and uploading me and my new bae for April Fools Day

Table for 1, dinner for 2. It's me and you. Bae you complete me. You're everything that I ever wanted in a man and more. Not just loyal, but handsome? Damnnn and can *steal* my heart anyday like the phantom thief you are. PERSONA~lly, I love that ;) you rock my world more than any other irl guy out there. These guys are hoes and tricks, got no game and have nothing on you. But you? You're the exception.

Relationship status; it’s animated