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The best pick up line you ever got?

" You have the hands of an angel. "

" I think I'm in love. "

" I think you're good for my skin. "

Homeboy did not falter in his step.

Made my freaking day.

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Lilymoon · F

Hi, here's my phone number. "If you ever wanna call me we can go out maybe and have some fun".

I ended up marrying him.

Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F

@Lilymoon That's a good line. He got game. Congrats Mami.

Reaverwolf · M

"it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose"
Oh my bad that is the second date

Pfuzylogic · M

@Reaverwolf
Don’t forget the help you need with putting the sofa in the van!

Reaverwolf · M

@Pfuzylogic And to keep the damn yappy dog locked in the other room

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

I'll do whatever you want

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Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F

@HoraceGreenley neither neither

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@Nevaeh0081

I can understand

Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F

@HoraceGreenley I read a lot of historical romance novels. So, I'm not fazed by this guys looks. He's kind of cool too.

FreeSpirit1 · F

You look like my sister, wanna go back to my place and screw around?.....…......... lol, I'm kidding

Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F

@FreeSpirit1 Gatsung. Funny though. In a weird way.

VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M

You smell like onion rings

Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F

@VampireOfDesire Lol.

I'd be like,

delicious,

right?

BeJeweled · 61-69, F

What color are your eyes?

Green

Will you marry me?!!

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BeJeweled · 61-69, F

Yes I have green eyes and have gotten many compliments over the years@Nevaeh0081

BeJeweled · 61-69, F

No, not him@xbandoleerx but my husband loves them.

xbandoleerx · 56-60, M

@BeJeweled What more can one ask.. one gets green eyes n the other a lot of love

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

It was the best of lines ...it was the worst of lines.

He walked up to me in the gay bar and said:
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?"

What could I say? I'd never seen him before and he was gorgeous!
We went to his place.

Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F

@DragonFruit good one.

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