No one saw me eat that cookie and drink that milk like I was getting chased by a bull.

Omg my heart was racing! Now I realise it's hard to be Santa!🙄

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pdockal · 56-60, M

your kiddos will totally appreciate that
I think we left liquor for Santa when I was younger disguised as milk