Could say I was almost next one to get took out of a pub the other day for being drunk and disorderly. And I wasn't like terrible!!. Out in the beer garden my brother said "jeez the sun is definitely out today!"... Then I had a full rant! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ after a few sips of alcohol.
" Here!, the sun is a star, like whattttt?...is it light pollution?...we don't see the millions of stars during the day rrright??...but still!!! There's Saturn, Neptune, Venus, etc..orbiting this one amazing star!!!..what's so amazing about it!!...there's a universe full of millions of stars ?...tell them to go get their own star!!!!..Hey!! Saturn?? F*ck of mate this star is ours...go get your own star!!!!....And hey??...what's the one with all the moons?...Jupiter??...Aye??...No wonder its f*cking big!!!!...munching all our moons!!!!!..then tryna take our star!!!!!!...when we've only got the one moon!!!..greedy b*stard!!!!...we should all gang up on Jupiter first!!!! Split the moons!!!.....and then when the big guys gone tell the rest to go get their own star!!!!!!.......
My brother was like..."jeez, what was in that alcohol!!!" 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
