Hi. 👀 I’m opening up this SW shop so that u can purchase from me and not my rival.. who is a thotty sunuva hoe.. 👀
Bazaar goods:
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Tea in an antique cup- One really juicy gossip story about people on SW
Skull chocolate cupcake- Make a really sweet dedication post to the person of my choosing or someone else requesting a Skull chocolate cupcake
Steak- High “stakes” Gamble with me or someone who is also requesting a steak
Gingerbread man- Make a public post revealing a personal creepy story that has happened to you
Chocolate syrup- Resist masturbation or sex for a week
Sunflower- Sing a full song to someone with a song of my choosing, to a person of my choosing, or someone else who is also requesting a sunflower using the magic of vocaroo
Gift Roses and champagne- Confess your SW crush/Romantic interest if you haven’t already, in a public post. (This gift will be delivered to their account if possible)
Handcuffs- Make a controversial public post and get sent to fictional sw juvenile detention for being such a delinquent
Black/White Unicorn- Be the rare female stuff of SW legends and send sexiest full nude of yourself either to a mediator mine to confirm the post.
Table tennis set- Create a lengthy and humorous parody of an sw fetish story in a public post to amuse all of sw
Pearl in a clam shell- Sext someone of my choosing and do a good job at it, or sext someone who is also requesting a pearl in a clam shell
Headphones with microphone- Read an entire chapter from your favorite book, using the magic of vocaroo.
Zippo lighter- Spam xipooh with a gift of equal or greater value (your choice of earning the lighter for yourself or it also being spammed to xipooh)
Pirate flag- Wage war with pirate by sending him many cute things
Red and Pink lipstick- Take a filtered pic of yourself as the opposing gender and let all the world see your new found sister/brother hood
Spike seashell- Tell us about your dreams and wishes as a kid and compare them to your dreams and wishes now
Rubber duck- Post a humorous Snapchat filter of yourself with all the works!
Spider and Web- Voice chat with someone of my choosing, or someone also requesting the spider and web
Shish kebab- share an image of your best food porn, and the recipe that goes along with it
Santa hat- Post a vocaroo of your sexiest faking orgasm sounds, turn on all your friends and family as they witness the power of your vocal chords the exact way they were meant to be
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👀 and remember you shouldn’t trust any of those goods made over at that thotty @PepsiColaP’s illegal shop that I hear she uses poor daddy aged Asian men to produce all her goods with.. 👀 Mine are all authentic fine memorabilia from ancient Experience Project and you’re likely not to find them from anywhere else..
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Tea in an antique cup- One really juicy gossip story about people on SW
Skull chocolate cupcake- Make a really sweet dedication post to the person of my choosing or someone else requesting a Skull chocolate cupcake
Steak- High “stakes” Gamble with me or someone who is also requesting a steak
Gingerbread man- Make a public post revealing a personal creepy story that has happened to you
Chocolate syrup- Resist masturbation or sex for a week
Sunflower- Sing a full song to someone with a song of my choosing, to a person of my choosing, or someone else who is also requesting a sunflower using the magic of vocaroo
Gift Roses and champagne- Confess your SW crush/Romantic interest if you haven’t already, in a public post. (This gift will be delivered to their account if possible)
Handcuffs- Make a controversial public post and get sent to fictional sw juvenile detention for being such a delinquent
Black/White Unicorn- Be the rare female stuff of SW legends and send sexiest full nude of yourself either to a mediator mine to confirm the post.
Table tennis set- Create a lengthy and humorous parody of an sw fetish story in a public post to amuse all of sw
Pearl in a clam shell- Sext someone of my choosing and do a good job at it, or sext someone who is also requesting a pearl in a clam shell
Headphones with microphone- Read an entire chapter from your favorite book, using the magic of vocaroo.
Zippo lighter- Spam xipooh with a gift of equal or greater value (your choice of earning the lighter for yourself or it also being spammed to xipooh)
Pirate flag- Wage war with pirate by sending him many cute things
Red and Pink lipstick- Take a filtered pic of yourself as the opposing gender and let all the world see your new found sister/brother hood
Spike seashell- Tell us about your dreams and wishes as a kid and compare them to your dreams and wishes now
Rubber duck- Post a humorous Snapchat filter of yourself with all the works!
Spider and Web- Voice chat with someone of my choosing, or someone also requesting the spider and web
Shish kebab- share an image of your best food porn, and the recipe that goes along with it
Santa hat- Post a vocaroo of your sexiest faking orgasm sounds, turn on all your friends and family as they witness the power of your vocal chords the exact way they were meant to be
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👀 and remember you shouldn’t trust any of those goods made over at that thotty @PepsiColaP’s illegal shop that I hear she uses poor daddy aged Asian men to produce all her goods with.. 👀 Mine are all authentic fine memorabilia from ancient Experience Project and you’re likely not to find them from anywhere else..
36-40, M