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I threw a Big Gulp through an open window of someone's car when I was 22 because I was drunk and I thought they had slighted me. Alcohol and soda all over the passenger and driver.
Madeleine · 41-45, F
Lostpoet · M
@LesserUgly I would never waste alcohole at that age. Lol
@Lostpoet hahahaha it was probably for the best. After all, I was clearly shit housed enough to do that.
@Lostpoet @Madeleine Back in the early 2000s I used to visit my cousins and we would go out drinking. One time, my favorite memory, was I watched one of their friends Palm Fist a pint glass and it sliced his wrist open like a tuna can. He wrapped his undershirt around the wound. I had to take a leak, and when I entered the bathroom one of my cousins and our mutual friend were busy kicking the sink off the wall. we then went to another bar. Myself and the guy who was bleeding out were having another pint. The owner of the bar was passed out behind it. This bleeding guy got blood everywhere. When the bartender noticed we were all asked to leave. I remember when I walked outside, my cousin and my friend were busy trying to kick a statue off a bench. Those were fun times. Violent times. I guess it was a different era. Too old for that nonsense now.
Lostpoet · M
@LesserUgly maybe not different era, but different place. You have to be 21 here, and I did some stupid drunk stuff as a kid too. I've been sober two years now.
@Lostpoet good for you. I never stopped drinking, I'm around the same age as you, btw. But, no, it was definitely different back then.
@Lostpoet Now I just stare at birds when I drink.
Lostpoet · M
@LesserUgly I use to do that, but it was a bottle of Wild Turkey and the an empty wall, for hours.
@Lostpoet Jesus, I hate staring at walls. I need movement, sound, something. It helps for PTSD.