lol...this fvcking guy
Constantly broke, spends all his money on smokes and alcohol, drunk every day. Soon as I met him, he was trying to get me to trade shit with him (he calls it "business")
Basically it goes like this. "Hey man, I'm outta cash, can I borrow $5 today and I'll give you back $10 next week". "Hey man, I'm outta credit, can you order an Uber so I can get to work and I'll give you back more next week?" He does this a few times until he borrows so much he can't pay it back, so he borrows off someone else to pay back the first person (or he just apologizes, admits he is "in a rut" and hopes the other person just takes the loss)
I've said no to all his offers so this morning he asked if I want share half of his can of soda since he just bought it and decided he doesn't want the whole thing.
No, you fucking muppet, I don't want half your soda, stop trying your weird schemes on me.
Basically it goes like this. "Hey man, I'm outta cash, can I borrow $5 today and I'll give you back $10 next week". "Hey man, I'm outta credit, can you order an Uber so I can get to work and I'll give you back more next week?" He does this a few times until he borrows so much he can't pay it back, so he borrows off someone else to pay back the first person (or he just apologizes, admits he is "in a rut" and hopes the other person just takes the loss)
I've said no to all his offers so this morning he asked if I want share half of his can of soda since he just bought it and decided he doesn't want the whole thing.
No, you fucking muppet, I don't want half your soda, stop trying your weird schemes on me.
41-45, M
