I Think Laughter Is the Best Medicine

In San Fransisco a sailor walks into a bar. Displayed on a wall panel:
- Beer : 2 $
- Hot Dog: 3 $
- Sandwich with cheese or ham: 4 $
- Hand job : 10 $

He calls a waitress and asks :
Excuse me, are you responsible for doing hand jobs?

Yes, what can I do for you?

Go wash your hands and prepare me a Hot Dog.