Just Having a Laugh
A man walks into a bar, orders a whiskey, drinks it in one shot, and asks the bartender:
“How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender thinks for a second and says, “I don’t know, maybe half a meter?”
The man orders another shot, drinks it, and asks:
“What about the biggest penguin? How tall could one possibly get?”
The bartender says, “Maybe around a meter or so.”
The man stares at his glass for a moment, orders one more drink, and says:
“Damn... I think I just ran over a nun.”
“How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender thinks for a second and says, “I don’t know, maybe half a meter?”
The man orders another shot, drinks it, and asks:
“What about the biggest penguin? How tall could one possibly get?”
The bartender says, “Maybe around a meter or so.”
The man stares at his glass for a moment, orders one more drink, and says:
“Damn... I think I just ran over a nun.”
