My friend is trying to hook me up with an obese midget

@Ididntevenknowhewassick you've been replaced, sheep boy, with some who is the size of a leprechaun

@Ididntevenknowhewassick you like the challenge of a vagene sewn shut lol

@deadgerbil I heard stories from this girl. She said midgets don't have midget dicks. I wouldn't be surprised skeet will see a dick the size of baby elephant trunk

@empanadas turns out midgets are the real gigachads

@deadgerbil their dick scraps the ground as they walk