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Come here and lay down on my lap

So I can suffocate you with my legs 馃槇
mrlopez26-30, M
Honestly if I lay on your lap, you would probably be paraplegic
[@1161949,mrlopez] dats hot
MilitantIrishShepherd26-30, M
[@1161949,mrlopez] crushed bones and ligaments everywhere
mrlopez26-30, M
[@1231707,notavery] that's a very typical sw response
MilitantIrishShepherd26-30, M
Okay but don't kill me. I kind of like this life thing
MilitantIrishShepherd26-30, M
[@1231707,notavery] awww how romantic. We'll be together. Apart from the me being dead and buried thing
[@8731,MilitantIrishShepherd] I'll visit your grave every morning until I move out
MilitantIrishShepherd26-30, M
[@1231707,notavery] aww thank you 馃ズ鉂 you can suffocate me now 馃ゴ
geoam151-55, M
Sure. Why not. I'm not doing anything right now
Pretzel61-69, M
I can't think of a better way to go
JarvisDog265961-69, M
Who could refuse an offer like that?
NotJamieM46-50, M
That sounds oddly appealing.
Hey WTF there's a penis down here.
[@619287,Jwalker] it's yours 鉁傦笍
Liamiam51-55, M
No thanks 馃槡.
[@1241094,Liamiam] boooo
Liamiam51-55, M

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