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Funny real or possibly real and unfortunate names.

I had this discussion with my staff today when I saw the name of a now-deceased woman I knew years ago. Her name was Fonda Peters. She never smiled or cracked a joke when she said her name, either. 🤣

So here is our list. Some we have heard of and some are likely made up but could be real.

Fonda Peters
Jack Mehoff
Hugh Jass
Dixon Cox
Justin Cider
Mike Hawk
Mike Hunt
Ophelia Teats
Oliver Busch
Peter Gozinya
Harry Cooder
Phil McCraken
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover

Can you think of any more? 🤭
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Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Ira Corn. Real person and had a daughter named Era Corn.
That's hilarious. I was enjoying a hot Dickens cider, and it almost came out my nose!
Luckyman502 · 51-55, M
This has been a running gag on “The Simpsons” for 30+ years.

Here are a few from over the decades:

Ahmed Adoudi
Al Coholic
Amanda Hugginkiss
Anita Bath
Bea O'Problem
Drew P Wiener
Heywood U Kuddulmee
Heywood Yapinchme
Hugh Jass
Ima Wiener
I M A Wiener
I P Freely
Ivana Tinkle
Jacques Strap
Maya Buttreeks
Maya Normusbutt
Mike Rotch
Moe Ron
Olaf Myfriendsaregay
Oliver Klozoff
Ollie Tabooger
Seymour Butz
Ura Snotball
Yuri Nater
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
I once met a woman named Vera Happy
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
I had a Gynecologist named Myra Cherry..... No lie🤭
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
Harry Kuntz Actual man I knew. He ran for political office against a man named Rod Canaught. His slogan was if Rod Canaught cannot Harry Kuntz can.
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@hippyjoe1955 His name is pronounced Koontz.
Poppies · 61-69, F
You should know this one. Ima Hogg, known as the "First Lady of Texas."
Poppies · 61-69, F
@TexChik I just read that Ima did not actually have any sisters! Ura is fictitious. She had three brothers.
TexChik · F
@Poppies Really? I never bothered to check, mom told me and so all my life I have believed it. Ugh!
Poppies · 61-69, F
@TexChik Me too, I used to think there were both Ima and Ura. Her brothers were given normal names.
IM5688 · 70-79, M
Jim Shorts
Bobby Pins
Crystal Chandelier
Claire Annette
Rusty Gates
Dusty Rhodes
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Sharon Peters
TexChik · F
@vetguy1991 Fonda's sister?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@TexChik lol yup
TexChik · F
Rusty Springs?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Hugh Jorgan
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
The Classic, Seymour Butts?
TexChik · F
@SilkandLace2 I had a friend that named her pet Seymour Body.
TexChik · F
I just remembered Heywood Usoomi, a fictional Lawyer used as opposing counsel in most of my classes in school .
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@TexChik Did he work at the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe? 🤔
SW-User
Hans Rectanus worked in McDonalds
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
there was a tech guy named Ben Xie when I worked for state park (fat asian dude), everyone just called him banzai...
Orca4950 · 70-79, M
Richard Dick

 
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