Funny memories
When I was nearly 22 my older brother asked if I'd "ever been out drinkin'?"
When I admitted I had not, he said, "That's ridiculous. C'mon, we're going to New York."
After three hours when I'd consumed two sloe gin fizzes while he emptied a beer keg, we agreed I should drive home.
A short time before we got to the house, he handed me a lit cigarette. "Smoke this."
"Why?"
"It covers up the smell of booze."
When I admitted I had not, he said, "That's ridiculous. C'mon, we're going to New York."
After three hours when I'd consumed two sloe gin fizzes while he emptied a beer keg, we agreed I should drive home.
A short time before we got to the house, he handed me a lit cigarette. "Smoke this."
"Why?"
"It covers up the smell of booze."