I Enjoy Funny People [I Laugh a Lot and Like Funny People]

I went to a small time diner in Denver and had a gross waiter. He wore an apron and had grease all over it, and was sweaty and heavy. He said "what the hell do you want".......I laughed and ordered. He said that will be 9.95 and 6.53 shipping and handling and a 5 dollar regulatory compliance fee, i laughed my ass off. When he returned with my food the plate broke on the table cause he slammed it down so hard. When i left he yelled out "what the hell no tip?!!" i was rolling and gave him 20 dollars, we became best friends after that