Cute baby raccoons trying to break and enter

AbsolutelyFabulous · 2026-09-14T03:21:36-04:00

Aww - Cute baby raccoons trying to break and enter (21 replies).

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Mamapolo2016 · F

I had some lovely, warm., but pretty ritzy friends who lived in a high-end suburb near D.C.

One night they heard noises from the 1st floor and the husband snuck down to check it out and found a raccoon sitting like a human on their white couch, crunching a pile of chicken bones.

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Mamapolo2016 · F

@AbsolutelyFabulous I’m not sure they make finger bowls for raccoons, but if they do, that.

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@Mamapolo2016 of course. What was I thinking 😆😆

Mamapolo2016 · F

@AbsolutelyFabulous I was thinking, “You want me to sit on a white sofa holding a glass of red wine?”

DancingStarGoddess ·

I used to have a bunch of them as pets when I was younger. They're legit like little bratty kids who get into everything lol

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@DancingStarGoddess aaaaww that's too cute

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Cute but they are a royal pain in the proverbial.

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bowman81 · M

@Degbeme and damned clever about getting in too. They figured out how to unhook the screen door latch at the cabin. Those skinny little fingers with human like dexterity.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@bowman81 True

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Degbeme Any time you make a new attempt at anti-raccoon security, they form a platoon and come running, squeaking, “ Aloysius says the caretaker added an element to the obstacle course! First in gets first access to the fridge!”

OogieBoogie · F

Them:
" shhh...just freeze !
BE the wall ! Be one with the window . "

Lostpoet · M

Maybe they think glass is ice and they're using body heat to melt it.

WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M

That would be a great surprise.

Mindfulness

AbsolutelyFabulous · F

@Mindfulness what on earth does he want a doormat for😂😂

Mindfulness

@AbsolutelyFabulous His front door obviously. 🤣

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