You know what I hate about Mondays?
It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke on us. You wake up, you're all groggy and then you realize. "Oh no, it's Monday and then you look at your calendar, and it's like, 'Yeah, we're doing this for five more days.
I mean, who decided that the week should start with the most depressing day of the week? And don't even get me started on the traffic. It's like everyone forgot how to drive over the weekend.
And the coffee? Forget about it. It's like the coffee knows it's Monday too, and it's like, 'Nah, I'm not even gonna try today.' Mondays are the worst. But hey, at least we can look forward to Tuesday, right? Wait, no, that's just another Monday in disguise.
Well enjoy your Monday you lucky bastard. I have to rent mine every week.
