What do you think this dang man will be doing on Halloween?

Downing dang drinks at a dang Halloween party while wearing a dang hot dog costume. The night ends with him going home with a dang 48 year old divorcee where they do dangstercourse while the divorcee moans dangit dangit dangit over and over. She leaves early in the morning before he awakes and he awakes with a hangover and says dang dang dang and remembering nothing.

wishing a girl trick or treat his dang peter