Joke I thought Id share.

Well I will tell you a very long dumb joke.
There was a pirate and he had a crew and a parrot. And while they were out at sea, the crewman got stuck up in the crews nest and the captain said : throw him a rope and haul him down and the parrot repeated it. Then the ship came upon enemy territory and the captain decided to fire and said let her fly. The parrot repeated. Then they were cruising along and came upon the shallows and the captain said oops hit a rock. So as we all know all good pirates go to Sunday church to make amends for all there pilfering. So this particular Sunday. The parrot came, too. The priest said as we all know the Good Lord is up in Heaven. The parrot said throw him a rope and haul him down. The agitated priest told him if he did not silence he would throw the bible at him. The parrot said: Let er fly. The priest furious threw the book and the pirate with the parrot on his shoulder ducked. It hit an elderly man behind them and the parrot said Oops hit a rock.
So that may be the only joke I know by heart.
Night folks.