BOSTON WOMEN, ARE YOU ALREADY MISSING YOUR SCOTTISH VISITORS?
The Tartan Army may have headed to Miami, but that doesn't mean you need to face the world alone.
Introducing the Willy Wallace Shower Buddy™ Body Wash Dispenser, the perfect reminder of that unforgettable Scottish summer.
Did a charming Scotsman steal your heart, drink your beer, sing in your bar, and then disappear into night?
Now you can keep a wee piece of Scotland in your bathroom.
Standing proudly by your side every morning, Willy is dependable, loyal, and always available.
Unlike the mysterious kilted gentleman who promised he'd "definitely be back next year" before vanishing towards the airport.
Choose from 3 different size dispensers...
Wee Willy – For those short but memorable encounters.
Meejum Willy – A solid all round performer.
Big Bastart Willy – For women who believe some things should arrive in larger packages.
"A Memento To Remember Your Highland Fling."
So when you find yourself staring out towards the Atlantic wondering what happened to that handsome Scotsman called Davie, Stevie, Rab, Tam, Jock, or one of the other 4,000 men who all seemed to share the same 5 names... Just remember, Your Scottish visitor may be gone. But your Scottish warrior is still here.
WILLY WALLACE SHOWER BUDDY™ Your Scottish Warrior, Available 24/7. Officially made for Boston women suffering from post Tartan Army separation anxiety
