Fill in the Blank two parter

You ever notice how (Insert an everyday object here) is just really.... (and fill in the rest)

That's a setup for an observational joke, a short, slightly sarcastic that points out a small, relatable oddity about everyday life.

Examples:

You ever notice how the TV guide used to be the only thing more unreliable than your memory, except it actually knew when Wheel of Fortune was on?

You ever notice how umbrellas are just portable rain museums?