The Dumbest The I Ever Believed Was...
That they say pigeons are actually spy drones
Because you never see any baby pigeons, do you? Exactly. We’re living in the ultimate surveillance state, and the tech is… feathers. You think they eat your fries? No, they’re downloading your biometrics! And those power lines? Wireless charging stations for the fleet. They tell you baby pigeons hide in nests? Lie! They roll off the assembly line fully grown. Next time one bobs its head? Don’t wave. It’s not saying hello… it’s buffering.
Because you never see any baby pigeons, do you? Exactly. We’re living in the ultimate surveillance state, and the tech is… feathers. You think they eat your fries? No, they’re downloading your biometrics! And those power lines? Wireless charging stations for the fleet. They tell you baby pigeons hide in nests? Lie! They roll off the assembly line fully grown. Next time one bobs its head? Don’t wave. It’s not saying hello… it’s buffering.
