How ya gonna keep em down on thhe farm joke::A farmer is in bed with his wife.

He rolls over and grabs her breast and says “If these damn things would produce milk, I could get rid of the cows.” He then grabs her vagina and says “If this damn thing would lay eggs, I could get rid of the chickens”

His wife grabs his p⭐nis and says “If this damn thing would stay hard, I could get rid of the handyman”..ouch