Welsh jokes
A Welshman, an Englishman, and a Scot come across a lantern. A genie pops out and offers to grant them each a wish.
The Scot says: “I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of sheep farms.” Whoosh, and so it was.
The Englishman couldn’t believe his eyes. He asked: “I want a wall around England to keep those pesky Scots and Welsh people out.” Boom, just like that England was surrounded with a wall.
Now it’s the Welshman’s turn. But first, he says “Tell me more about this wall.”
The genie says, “It’s 200ft high, 100ft thick, and it runs all the way around England so nothing can get in or out.”
The Welshman says: “Fill it with water.”
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I used to date a Welsh girl with 36DDs.It was a long name.
The Welsh language was invented by someone losing at Scrabble.
My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
The Scot says: “I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of sheep farms.” Whoosh, and so it was.
The Englishman couldn’t believe his eyes. He asked: “I want a wall around England to keep those pesky Scots and Welsh people out.” Boom, just like that England was surrounded with a wall.
Now it’s the Welshman’s turn. But first, he says “Tell me more about this wall.”
The genie says, “It’s 200ft high, 100ft thick, and it runs all the way around England so nothing can get in or out.”
The Welshman says: “Fill it with water.”
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I used to date a Welsh girl with 36DDs.It was a long name.
The Welsh language was invented by someone losing at Scrabble.
My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
61-69, M
