Did You Know....

....that the odds you being killed by a squirrel are very low.

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Actually that is not really true, because you could be distracted by the cuteness of it and not see the car coming and <bam>.
Or maybe it climbs a tree and the extra weight causes the tree to fall on you and <bam>.
Maybe it takes a bite out of your carrot or apple and gives you rabies.