A Man, His Wife and His Best Friend Were Golfing....
As they approached the final hole it was getting late. His wife said I'll walk ahead to the women's tee while you guys tee off. The women's tee was about 50 yards ahead of the men's. His friend teed off and hit the ball down the fairway. The man took his swing and sharply hooked the ball low and to the left. The ball hit his wife in the head and knocked her out cold. The ambulance arrived quickly and loaded her up. The man said to his friend that she's in good hands let's finish the round then head to the hospital. Later in the ER waiting room the doctor came out and said to the husband she's going to be OK but I found a golf ball in her rectum. Do you know anything about that? The husband looked down sheepishly said yes that was my mulligan.


