Gimme a funny one liner…

I was going to compliment a guy on his stamp collection. But then I remembered, philately will get you nowhere.😷

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading”

Henny Youngman

One traffic light goes red, another one goes green, in this village there's always something to be seen.

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession

My IQ test results came back. They were negative.